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Video: Phillies Tailgating Couch Ice Bath

First of all, who brings a leather couch with them while tailgating? Secondly, if you are going to take advantage of a tailgating couch, please do not fall asleep on it. Bad things happen to passed out people. Surprisingly, the guy seemed to shake it off without a scuffle.

Video: Jimmy Buffett Tailgate Belly Flop

I have two questions after watching this video: 1) Where do tailgaters get all the water it takes to fill up a kiddie pool? 2) What kind of a jackass would belly flop into a kiddie pool from the top of a car? The guy in this video has the answer to both those questions.